Buying no deposit car insurance

Underwater Life of a no deposit car insurance salesman

I first started living underwater in 1985. I was late for an appointment and I needed to take a quick bath before meeting my clients. My wife was giving our son, Pee Pee, a bath and I couldn’t use the bathtub. I ran to the backyard and jumped in our swimming pool with a bar of soap and my little yellow duck. As I washed my manly body and played with “Duckie”, it occurred to me that if I live underwater, I would always be clean and never have to share the bathroom with anyone else.

When I first told my wife about my plans, she laughed and said I would never last underwater because I wouldn’t be able to breathe. A quick trip to the plastic surgeon took care of that problem when he installed gills on the side of my neck and sewed plastic webs between my toes. I was now able to live underwater and live above water whenever I wanted to. I chose to stay in the pool and I haven’t felt dry land since the first day I dove in.

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I sell no deposit car insurance for a living, so the pool is a perfect place for me. No deposit car insurance agents usually have unusual offices and my clients just come over in their swimsuits and we do business. I’m one of the few no deposit car insurance agents that have seen all their clients in bathing suits. Sometime it’s a pleasure and sometimes it can be pretty ugly. Either way, I treat them with the same respect and professionalism.

Sometimes my wife and Pee Pee join me for the day in the pool and we play games just like other families do. They are all wet games, but they’re the same games. Pee Pee really enjoys playing baseball underwater. The ball moves much slower and he can hit the ball much easier than on land. Running games are also fun underwater, but I have to admit that my webbed toes give me an advantage over everyone else. Since neither my wife, nor Pee Pee have gills, I have to be careful that I don’t keep them underwater for too long. It’s not good for a no deposit car insurance agent’s reputation when his family dies in the office/pool.

I’m thinking about franchising my idea out to other no deposit car insurance companies. They can use my unique way of doing business to attract more clients and sell more policies. I may team up with my doctor so I get a small piece of his gill surgery business that will be generated from my idea.